Hindi Shayari - Shayari sms

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

First Night Ko - Funny Non veg joke

First Night Ko Poori Taqat se Wife Ko F*ck Karne Ki Koshish Ki, Lekin Naakam Raha,
Phir Wife Se Bola : Bahut Tight Hai, Am I The First Guy ??
Wife : Na Ji Na, Others Remove My Panty First !!

Ladka Ladki Shadi - Funny Non veg sms

Ladka Ladki s*x kar rahe the
Ladka kya hum shadi karle...?
Ladki: ''MADERCH*D,, Mazdoor Ho Mazdoori karo ''FACTORY., Ka Malik banne ki koshish Mat karo...

Tumhari Chaddi me - Funny Hindi Adult sms

Arz kiya hai gaur farmaiyega..
Na dum tum me hai na tumhari haddi me hai "
Na dum tum me hai na tumhari haddi me hai..
Are pyare dum to usme hai jo bina hadi ke tumhari chaddi me hai.......
wah wah wah !!!!!!

Adult SMS Text Message

Chikni-chikni ch*t me L*nd fisal gaya
Ggor farmayega...
Chikni-chikni ch*t me L*nd fisal gaya,
Dono Aur gabra gaye k Ustad kidhar gaya?

Santa Ladkiyo Se Hi S*ex

Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se
Santa: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain”
Ladki: “Sorry I Am A Lesbian”
Santa: “Lesbian?? Ye Kya Hota Hai”
Ladki: “Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon”
Santa: “De Taali!! I Am Lesbian Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun“

Sanitary pad me sause lagakar dungi

Ek ladki sanitory nepkin le kar bus stand par khadi thi.
bhikhari:kuch khane ko do
ladki;kuch nahi he
bhikhari: (sanitory nepkin ko dekh kar)ye bread ka packet de do
ladki:kal aana SOS laga kar dungi..